when u haven’t masturbated in ages and


damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

177,613 notes
Anonymous: Aw thats cute, i think everyone who talks to people online in that way kinda dreams of that :3

It was really nice :)

0 notes
Anonymous: Do you know the last person you were intimate with well?

No, it was the first time we met but we had been speaking for a while

0 notes